highly sensitive bitch

momnar:

saipng:
squiddleprincess:
saipng:
squiddleprincess:
saipng:
new concept: tumblr jail
if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty
I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.
that’s exactly what happens
Time’s up, punk
well sh
Mothers and Fuckers of the jury–

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kingkrookodile:

i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

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lesbiancarlyrae:

I feel like there’s a whole genre of poems about womanhood that are just like “my hair was a snake and I was living in a house that was on fire” but like. they’re literally right

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A post shared by Wall (@kikibekako) on Dec 5, 2017 at 4:43am PST

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yg-ou:

yg-ou:
from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving

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torracat:

abandonedprogram:
torracat:
‘Lms if you read’ But That’s So Much Work
Why Do You Type Like This

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pure:

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

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macroglossus:

sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me
sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love

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lucidnee:

lucidnee:
lucidnee:
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

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