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zooeyclairedeschanel:

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

stormpooper:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even

believe in urself

image

is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams

i hate myself

dreamliest:

Congratulations. If you’re reading this you’re alive. Have an awesome day.

(via spaceglove)

ackleholic-padaaddict:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

Hey friends, this is a symptom of anxiety.

(via old-statues)

lostincape-town:

❂
destinysgodchild:

typac:

this mixtape gonna be too tuff

nooooo

destinysgodchild:

typac:

this mixtape gonna be too tuff

nooooo

http://thecsph.tumblr.com/post/100528775659/rockxxoutxxright-fayedaniels

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t…

senator-hoevens-moustache:

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

i’m embarrassed by association 

senator-hoevens-moustache:

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

i’m embarrassed by association 

(via medievaltwerker)

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via medievaltwerker)

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