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condoms and orange peels

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lilsn0b:

on god

lilsn0b:

on god

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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ratchetmessreturns:

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shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

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howtolivefatandhappy:

I find it interesting that so many people know George Washington Carver as “that Negro that invented peanut butter,” when he is also credited with being the father of Chemurgy, more commonly known as biochemical engineering.

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This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans

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dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

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